December 2011
plantpott:
Those ten year olds saying “tonites gna be messi!!!!
tomahok:
my life in the kitchen
People are afraid of themselves, of their own reality; their feelings most of...
– Jim Morrison (via sourvein)
I’m not sentimental—I’m as romantic as you are. The idea, you know, is that the...
– F. Scott Fitzgerald, This Side of Paradise (via cupsofteaatmidnight)
Today at the movies
Me: Hi. I'd like two tickets to Sherlock Holmes: A Gay of Shadows?
Ticket Seller: Yeah su- Wait, what?
Me: Sherlock Homes: A Gay of Gay.
Ticket Seller: I don't-
Me: Sherlock Gay: A Gay of Gay Gay.
Ticket Seller: Sir I-
Me: Gay Gay: Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay.
Ticket Seller: That-
Me: Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.